Today my long-time gal pal Judy Lee turns one year younger.
Hey, Jude, don’t take it bad
This is a glad song - cause it’s your birthday!
Remember: it’s what’s inside of your heart
Makes you an old fart
And not that birthday.
Hey, Jude, don’t be afraid
Get and maid and go do some dating
The minute they get a load of your vim
Each Jack and Jim
Will be in line waiting.
And anytime at all today, hey Jude, just say:
“Hey, look at me world, I’m really awesome.”
For well ya know it’s what ya think makes ya float or sink
Yell that to the world, don’t hem or haw some.
Na na na na, etc.
Hey, Jude, so go get down
Go uptown dancin’ –
It’s your birthday!
Remember: it’s how you shimmy that thing
Makes you feel bling
And blessed on your birthday
So let it out and let it in, Hey Jude, you win!
You truly are one who gets better.
I know you know this life’s for you, hey Jude, go you!
You always have been a go-getter.
Hey, Jude, you’re getting glad
Hope my bad song helped make your birthday.
Remember: with all of my heart -
I’m the old fart,
Not you - happy birthday!